CARD - CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR BRAND NEW SHIT MACHINE

$8.96 CAD

By Spicy Cards

Description

Heart-shaped cutout on the front, revealing the gold heart sticker inside the card. Blank inside for your own personal message.

CARD - CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR BRAND NEW SHIT MACHINE

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The MAÏA Institute is a Quebec company that offers specialized products for childbirth and postpartum. We also offer a high-end service of 3D-4D non-medical ultrasound experiences.

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